Can February march?
No, but April may.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
what do you nget if you cross a duck with a cat
a ducked filled fatty puss
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day 
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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kantgeroot ?
One is a Australian marsupial
The other is a geordie stuck in a toilet.
(Can’t ger oot)
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Rachey 82 You’re quite crazy and i love it!!! So what would Bear’s be without Bee’s? Ears! Sorry it’s so sad 
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Whats brown & sticky?? A Stick!!
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What has more lives than a cat?? - A frog!! Coz it croaks everyday!!! 
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Y was the computer cold??? It’d left it’s windows open!
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Told the husband to embrace his mistakes - he gave me a hug 
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A little kid asks his dad “can you tell me about a eclipse ?”
His dad says “no son”
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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?
Underlay Underlay
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Daughter asks her mam"why are all the cows lying down?
Mam "it’s pasture bed time ".
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What do you call an Italian hooker?
A pasta-tute !
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box 
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Love the idea of having a laugh!! Hope this makes you smile!
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick! 
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I love u all for supporting this post ! Can I tell u a joke ! I was sceptical but it helped seeing Ur replys ! It was my husband’s 3 year anniversary yesterday! He was 39 , I Struggled a lot ! But then I remembered how he loved a joke ! And I felt ok ! My twin took me out and we took his chair !
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I’m the good looking one !
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