Were all in this together , but sometimes we need to laugh , just for one minute , not to cheer us up ( cos thats bollocks ! ) but just to connect with each other xxx
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did u see that invention that makes you see through walls ??
There called windows
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What does morrisey like on his toast ?
I dont know but jonnymarrmite !
What ya call a woman that burns her bills in a fire ?
Bernadette
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At the boss’ funeral, a disgruntled employee kneeled next to the coffin and whispered, “Who’s thinking outside the box now, Gary?”
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I hate going to funerals because I’m not a mourning person.
I hope i made u giggle just for a minute ! , Its bloody hard and dosnt get easier , you just learn to get along side it ! As my mum says ! And its true , my heart is broken , but i will build a new one , may not be the same one , but it will work , i have no choice xxx
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You’re right Rachel, it is a hard journey we’re on but a little laugh now and then is welcome 
so here’s a couple to make you chuckle.
How do you know if there’s an elephant in your kitchen?
By the E embroidered on its apron.
A man knocked on the door and asked for a small donation towards the new public swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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Did you hear about the italian chef who died ?
He pastaway !
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What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison!
Guys help me out ! Mine are really bad !
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“Hello, I need to make an insurance claim, a fish has damaged my car.”
“A fish? We’ll have to inspect the vehicle first. Where is it parked?”
“In the lake.”
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What dya do if a bird S***s on your window ?
Dont ask her out again !
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What’s a cheese’s favourite TV channel
The Brie Brie C!
R.i.p boiling water…
Your be mist.
What did the triangle say to the circle
You’re pointless
Why do the french eat snails 
They hate fast food
okay that’s my pennies worth
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Lostinlimbo ! Yours made me wee a little ! Lol
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Loving these, we need to laugh and enjoy our new solo existence. We never stop grieving but we can start to enjoy the life that we have left
I was wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me
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What dya call two guys hanging outside your window ?
Kurt and rod
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You’re under a vest!
I went to a seafood disco last night
I pulled a mussel
A Scottish woman phones in work sick on a Monday and says I can’t come in.her boss asks why ? She says I’ve got a wee cough.her boss says you’ve got a week off ? She says ok thanks see u next monday
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