Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 2 cups dried fruit and 1 bottle Vodka,
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat
It’s the Vodka what does it. Hic!!!
Every time Jonathan, every time 
Can anyone help?
I keep getting private messages from this guy who calls himself Buster.
Day after day he sends me youtube videos of 70’s glam rockers The Sweet.
Does anyone know how I can block him? There’s got to be a way…
How annoying. I think you should report this to Sue Ryder staff. They will deal with it. Good luck,
Ann
morning Ann, sorry if I’ve confused you, it’s my sense of humour, this posted on the Facebook WayUp thread, thought I’d share it to raise a.little laugh, punchline line is .
… there’s got to be a way …to block buster🤣
Jen🦋
Now I feel really silly! Have had a fraught morning trying to get my printer fixed over the phone. I think it’s addled my brain! So sorry to be so thick!
please don’t be, I thought the same when I first read it.
hope today is an improvement on yesterday and tomorrow is an improvement on today
blessings
Jen🦋
I must confess I too was going to ask if you were serious!! Now I can see the joke. We must all be a bit thick today, and you are not the only one Anne. Keep going Jen, I like your sense of humour, it’s not dissimilar to mine. 
John.
Thank you! That’s comforting.
I keep ‘losing’ my brain, and I think that must be another of grief’s lovely gifts to us!
A clever well crafted joke. Brilliant.
that’s brilliant x
Told you I had a good figure x
Live the jumper lol 
xx
Of course not, Mrs Colt. It’s pretty impressive. Hope you have made all your mince pies etc. as well as having your your outfit ready!
Ann x
It’s a cracker eh Trace
It certainly is Mrs xx
You look really well. Good to see xx