Hello my old hubby now you’ve left
You’ve left me so bereft
I miss you every day
Very lonely today
Couldn’t be bothered to go anywhere
Without you to share
Got in a stupid rut
Snap out of it said my gut
Hear you saying go on
But just feels like a con
So ordered my pills
Protect from my ills
Fed the cat
And answered the phone
Pesky cold calls go away
Don’t want you today
The rain has stopped
I should be glad
Didn’t get out for what was to be had
Tomorrow hope will be glad