A hump will be visible in the swamp
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Depends on the size of the hump Rose.
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Sympathy and solicitor really is an oxymoron. Or maybe ignore the oxy in this case.
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What’s ‘ironing’??
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Seems to be something Ron does. Not me. I had a friend that used to do it to socks and pants!
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I iron everything,what’s the point in having all the kit out and not doing it all🤷🏼♂️
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It should be made a crime. Applying a red-hot iron over and over to a poor sock or t shirt sounds like some kind of medieval torture. Clap the ironers in irons!
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That’s like saying,who put a steak into a flaming hot pan😂
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Ah, I’m of the generation that Discovered Feminism and decided that ironing was part of a patriarchal society that chained women to the kitchen sink and the ironing board! It all went downhill from then on. I’ve not even stuffed a mushroom for 50 years…
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In truth I have never been a MSP ( my wife wouldnt let me) the only part our marriage I took no part in was giving birth.
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I’m with you Catrin, ironing was what poor Dobby did to his hands to punish himself.
My ironing board sits unloved, unused and rusting behind the utility room door. I do use the iron, constantly, as a door stop.
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I quite enjoy ironing especially pants,need to keep things in check.
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Ooh yes, I’d forgotten that; you have a brilliant memory. Dobby is a lesson to us all. It’s not for nothing that Iron Maidens were invented.
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Oh, hello Swampy, Glad you managed to tear yourself away from the ironing board.
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To be fair, from what I remember, it was quite a calming thing to do, until you caught your hand on the hot edge and ended up screaming round the kitchen like a Wailing Banshee with a third degree burn.
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Where the hell did swampy come from,and who said I am not still doing it.
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You said you were in a swamp trench this morning. And you said you were in the swamp yesterday. This swamp is very wet and ironing in it is a silly thing to do. My electrician nephew told me that electrickery and water are not good friends.
Just saying.
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It is quite calming,used to do it listening to music not now,and I have had those running your hand under the cold water tap a few times.
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I was deep into it, but my daughter brought round a nice pressie for me,and we had a big talk,so now on third rung and trying to avoid snakes.
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