I will have you know my posh school had the first abacus and calculators,problem was those teaching us to use them were generally morons.
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I just took me socks off when I had to count beyond 10.
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A lady with good taste in music
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So, we will all ignore the weather forecast.
Does Michael Fish still work for the Met Office?
He said it wasn’t going to be windy. When I woke the next day my fence panels had a different postcode.
Anyone got any plywood?
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Don’t have any plywood,but I do have a really nice kite.xx
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I would have thought that Michael Fish was long retired
Just seen John Kettley, boy does he look old!
Ron if you attached your kite to a basket you could give rides
Oh and have you got hairy feet?
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Sorry no hairy feet,I could make a basket ahh wait no I couldn’t,I could buy one though.
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Ok so you’re not a fairy, you’re not a hobbit
So you must be a gnome
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Or a dwarf.
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Hopefully not a poisonous one 
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In truth more like Hagrid,just not as smart.xx
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New mental image
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So a giant then.
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Must be a REALLY BIG toadstool
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Tu tut haven’t you seen the pic,I fit inside it.
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But if you are like Hagrid do you take some Alice in wonderland type potion to fit.
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I thought Hagrid was short and fat 
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Oh I’ve got it.
I was thinking of Hagar the horrible
I’m not calling you horrible Ron
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Maybe that’s who Ron meant.
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Of course,butter beer.
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