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What the hell is a budgie smuggler?

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Ironing?? Not done that for years!

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So sorry. Mornings are worse than evenings. xx

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Budgie smugglers are those tiny swimming trunks like Tom Daley wears.xx

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Annoying little things, budgies.
Lots of squawking, mindless vocalisation, relentless preening,

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I did give some of his things to his kids, parents and brothers family. But I am not ready to get rid of anything else yet. Xxx

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Ty catrin xxx

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Sending good luck vibes x

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I went to my daughters for the weekend. I felt very tearful and alone. I came home Sunday evening. My 4 dogs are being looked after by my son. I have done absolutely nothing!! I am still in bed. I don’t want to get up. Thank goodness the dogs are home tomorrow, or I would never get up. It’s 13 weeks today!!

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Ty Mbg just getting ready to leave. Xxx

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Sounds a bit like @Ron11

Sorry, I have followed you lot for quite a while on here, being amused by the chattering, etc

I have been dunked in and out the swamp more times than a medieval witch (don’t think they dunked wizards…) over the past 6-8 weeks, lots of firsts in a short period of time, including the inevitable first anniversary.

Keep going with the banter and Waltonesque end of the evening

Take care…Pete

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It is possible to have male witches although I don’t know how they differ from wizards

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They wear budgie smugglersxx

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So what do wizards wear? Boxer shorts? My BIL once wore boxer shorts to a family BBQ. No one could convince him they were underwear.

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Wizards wear long flowing gowns over their budgie smugglers.

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Oh, ok. Don’t really know Tom Daly; heard of him, that’s all.

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If you’re going to smuggle a bird, at least make it something more impressive than a budgie. Maybe a golden eagle or a bird of paradise.:eagle:

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I think male witches and wizards are different. Male witches are part of Wicca cults, wizards are just in mythology. And Harry Potter. Funny how we say ‘wizardry’ to mean something magical and good, yet ‘witchery’ is a negative word. That’s patriarchy for you. Men in their budgie smugglers with their various-sized wands. :laughing:

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Shouldn’t it be a phoenix, like Dumbledore’s?

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Thinking of you, Jo. xx

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