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Humour is our saviour. My poor sister in law cannae see it my humour too earthy. She helps me so much but I constantly make faux pas alas they always to earthy & embarrass her. Any advice.
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You are right Seoaris, humour is our saviour that’s what gets me through tae. I am sure yer sister in law is used tae ye by now 
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I still think the best one is in a Japanese hotel. ‘You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid’. Now there’s a temptation!!!
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It’s like another language up there in bonnie Scotland 
especially with the six toes and banjo playing x
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Aye maybe I should keep my trap shut. But she probably see some sexual connotation there too…The curse of being a male.
Cheers
George
Yea she is she very tolerant person. I be lost without her & her caring family.
Hope you have same with you.
George
Here they only to that in Avoch. A wee fishing village on the other Firth.
I was stack on ship of The Congo river. I was sitting in the tea shack passing the time with my mucker from Wigan. The guy sitting opposite had the ugliest face I ever saw. Said to my mucker he must be from Avoch,
What do you mean? They shag their sisters there. Got talking to the guy guess where he was from Avoch. He told us his name . We held the laughter till out on the deck.
That’s typical Scots humour
Thanks you my battery running out.
Found extension back on line.
Ashamed to admit I am a Fifer George 
Fife a fine place. My first girlfriend came from kingskettle.
Fife a fine place . My first girlfriend came from kingskettle.
She must have been posh I am in a wee costal village outside Dunfermline
Aye she wasnae posh but I loved her, I lived in Kincardine when I was young for 3 months working in longannet power station. I visted lots of places when there, Dunfermline, the beautiful village frozen in aspic. I cannae mid the the name. Can you mind it?
Cheers
George
Culross, it’s still the same. I am next village along 
Longannet all shut doon noo. It’s a small world right enough
No way, that’ s mental. Nothing wrong with the kingdom of Fife. You’ll be Able to look across that other Firth and see Edinburgh, the bridges, and awe that.