This made me laugh!
My husband and I used to go on canal boat holidays with our 2 Cocker Spaniels and our best friends and their dog. We absolutely loved it and only stopped when our 2 Cockers became too old to get on and off the boat. This is exactly where my poor husband ended up every night. Sleeping on the dog beds because there was no room in the bed. That’s brought back lovely memories. Thank you
xx
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Hi Ellie,
You are obviously a surrealist. Dali would have loved you.
Cheers
George
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Just what I needed today, George. Brilliant jokes, thank you x
I’m not George Ann, I’m Jen 
Hi Folkies,
Here another joke probably get censored too.
Old couple sitting on the sofa watching an emotional film she says to him ’ Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time’ he says ’ Your fanny is tighter than your sisters.
Ha ha
George
OMG Jen, I am SO sorry! I couldn’t have done anything worse, but it was a total accident. I wouldn’t have upset you for the world and I am mortified.
Apologies again x
Ann,
don’t worry about it, you haven’t upset me, just thought you’d confused who you were replying to.
easy mistake to make, so.no need to apologise. you take care of yourself and stay safe.
hope today is an improvement on yesterday and tomorrow is an improvement on today
blessings
Jen🦋
Thank you Jen. You are right, I confused myself big time! Thanks for being so nice about it. Hugs, Ann x
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Took me a minute…
Very funny and I sang it out loud in my office. I’m now banned from singing out loud!
Hey Ho.
xxx
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That’s one heck of a wiggle on that little arse…
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Love it x
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Thank you for the laugh, Kate, just what I needed today.
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Now that’s an act for Britain’s got talent
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Classroom Humour
Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, do you know who discovered America?
Class: George
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with `I’.
Ellen: I is …
Teacher: No, Ellen … always say, `I am’.
Ellen: I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Teacher: Now Ann, tell the truth, do you say prayers before meals?
Ann: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher!
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Love it
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To all you nosey people out there who want to know my business soooo bad, allow me give it to you straight with no chaser regarding what has happened with my relationship. Before you start to make assumptions and go around running your mouths and making your juvenile “threats”, now you can get it straight from the horse’s mouth. It’s been really hard for the both of us. For months, I have begged and pleaded and 100% invested myself in keeping it going. It has really taken a toll on me. Today I made a sound decision and left the relationship. To avoid drama and people getting things all twisted, I’ll just give you the truth about what really happened. It’s been a while since I’ve felt good about this relationship, and not 100% of my feelings are my fault (I can only own my own in this)… It has been an amazing ride … That I won’t deny. I fell madly, deeply in love but came to realize it was toxic, addictive and all-around unhealthy. I can’t deny that we will still see each other from time to time; and even though it shatters my heart 
we need to go our separate ways.So as of today…
my relationship with Cheesecake, Blueberrie Muffins, Mince Pies, chocolates,Mini Muffins, Brownie Bites and other assortments of cakes, cookies, and sweets has to come to an end. It’s time I work on a better me. Even if it means I have to cut all ties with my sweet side. Now copy and paste… With y’all nosey asses!!
I really just want to know who reads my post till the end love y’all. But seriously, I am breaking up with refined sugar!!
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Some people are so bloody miserable, my neighbour for one, banging on my shed pub wall at 4 o clock this morning, luckily I was still up playing music, he shouted “can we have a little respect please?”
So I shouted back "I’m not a big Erasure fan, but ok this one’s for you "
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