Hobbies

You know I am getting quite tired of people saying,”find a new hobbie”go do something different,force yourself out etc etc etc.
The first thirty years of my married life were dedicated to just two things both of them 24/7 I didn’t have time for hobbies then and don’t want them now.

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Huh!
I thought “Winding Jane up and getting her into bother” was your new hobby.
It’s a shame you live in Deepest Darkest Yorkshire, if you move “darn sarf” you could come to Tai Chi with me, at least then I wouldn’t look the daftest one there.
Have you considered taking up a new interest?
Xx

At last I thought you had got drunk and staggered into a sleazy bikers bar.
Not really I do enjoy sport and films but I don’t think England need a new centre forward,opening batter,or hooker (steady) and I don’t think Michael Caine needs a stand in.

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Ecky thump! You haven’t got the accent to be a Michael Caine stand-in. However, I think Statler, Waldorf and Ron has a nice ring to it. You could sit on that Muppet balcony with the other old gits and be as cantankerous as you like.

Do you really think I would be sitting at my kitchen table with an IPad if there was a sleazy biker bar within staggering distance?

You could do a podcast about seasoning wood, that would keep you out of mischief.

Go on! Do it for thissen.
Xx

Jim Henson look out Ime on my way so make room,mmm podcast on seasoned wood well that would take all of a nano second,this bit is really true,I had my monthly delivery from Laithwaites today,I genuinely thought I had cancelled it for this month,oh well I guess I’ve just got to suck it up,and you are more than welcome at my sleazy biker bar anytime,pony tail,leather jacket and boots compulsory.

My hobby is finding something to laugh about every day.
If everything else fails I find old DVDs. Black Adder Goes Forth, The Life of Brian or Porridge.

Romans Go Home graffiti,
“What? With these feet?”
Oooh, not to forget Kenneth Williams “Infamy” speech.
They get me every time.

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Aren’t you both on a yellow card pending a red sending off :joy:
A friend told me about Diamond Art apparently the latest trend in hobbies, so I bought a kit, thought I would give it a go, I now have hundreds of tiny diamonds rolling about all over my lounge floor and a blank canvass which totally defeats the purpose of it :see_no_evil:
I’m not a hobby person lol

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But what a lovely sparky floor! I would pour some clear varnish over the diamonds, Voila! Disco dance floor that many would pay thousands for.
Who is on a yellow card? Booo! Hiss!
Xx

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And sore feet treading on the buggers lol
I will stick with Netflix and spending hours deciding what to watch and then give up and fall asleep before I start anything :see_no_evil:
I was trying to find something to do when the long dark nights of winter approach but realised you and Ron can keep me entertained :joy:
I am part of the yellow card club too and ended up in admin jail lol

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At least a double yellow is only a one day ban,
Better than a straight red which is three😋

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Anyone interested minus half the diamonds lol

I can’t afford you two leading me astray as I am already on a yellow :joy:

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Oh live on the edge,what’s the fun in boring.

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My life is called “The Edge” haha

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Don’t tell me you dance as well,you really are multi-talented.

Can you play guitar as well.

Air guitar is my forte :slightly_smiling_face: a few gin and tonics and I’m superwoman

Aww that’s disappointing I thought you were edge from U2😂

Ron I am anything after a few gin and tonics :joy:

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Steady now the thought police are watching,it could be a straight red.

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