Hi Folks. Just to let you know I am marketing a new device to enable you to do those chores you keep putting off. It’s called ‘A ROUND TUIT’. No longer will you have the excuse to put jobs off. You will always be able to ‘get round to it’ because A ROUND TUIT is always available.
If you let me know if you would like one I will send it when I get round to it. John.
very funny I could do with one of those x
sorry to say John but I wont ever get roundtuit ,so It wont ever get used.
hopefully some one will get it.if they themselves can get roundtuit
regards ian
ps ive got a" I will do it tomorrow app "lol
no offence intended
That made me proper 
Ian
That’s a good one lol
That made me laugh out loud Ian
Ian, thank you for the laugh, the best one I have had for ages
Very funny
lmao thats funny MrsColt,but seagulls are a pain in the ass .
Ian I have a bloody pigeon that has taken up residence in my porch 
I have named him Walter and he coo cooos at 5am setting my wee dog off barking so I am hoping he will find a better landlord soon before I am tempted to have pigeon pie for my tea
good idea to have a tennis racket handy when on the beach eating chips,not sure if id get done for smashing a seagull with the racket.but that one wouldn’t be sky diving on any one else eating chip.
tongue in cheek but they are bloody annoying.
funny you should mention sky diving eh Steph
That’s what I thought had a busy day yesterday went and done a skydive x
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