I nearly sank a gondola in Venice once. Husband booked the trip even though he knew I hated boats. Can just about make it across the channel on a calm day. Once in place we always went eurotunnel.
Donât worry Sandra, you are still coming on board. We will lash you to the pointy end at the front of the boat. You can be the figurehead, you will be quite safe and if you are sick it will just go in the water.
I love your sense of humour.
We need a name for our boat?
Well Jane.
We canât use HMS unless you want to put a case to the big boss.
Can it be a big boat ? I can bring paddle boards and bikes for folk to use.
And a bbq for when the weather is nice
Amazingly I am still sitting outside at almost 9pm in a warm Scotland having a glass of wine with my daughter.
Will send some of this nice weather your way Lyn for you trip xxx
Please send some to the West Country. Wet all day and cold. Had CH on. Supposed to be same tomorrow. Same as yesterday.
If itâs a big boat, itâs a ship. We could name it âShip Happensâ?
In honour of Sandra/Pudding, who is going to be the figurehead at the pointy end, it could be âSick and Tideâ?
Or, if you think they are rude and want something more poetic, how about âSeas The Dayâ.
I thought of some very politically incorrect ones but I am in enough trouble already today.