Swamp

Losing a partner
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Sorry to read everyone is feeling down today. It seems that the swamp is full of flounderers, and it’s not even Sunday yet.
I offer my hand to anyone that wants to grab it, a rope ladder will follow.
That @Ron11 has only gone and suggested that we form a Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton Tribute act. It is because I suggested his garden gnome has a look of Kenny Rogers. He posted a photo on here.
So, in the spirit of cheering @Ron11 up, I have agreed and suggested that the act could be called
“Polly Dart-on and Ronnie Dodgers”.
Ron says he is growing a beard. I am sadly unable to grow Dolly’s particular attributes, but I could wear a wig and do a fairly good warbling of “Jolene”.
Ron had his heart set on “Islands In The Stream”, but due to recent floods marooning me at home it is a bit of a sore point.
What do our friends on here think?

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Great idea,I’ve had a word with the grand ole opry but they say we would be better at the grand ole pensioners as my zimmer frame would be a stage hazard,and your sparkly hot pants would make up for lack of big “hair”

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Islands in the Stream was our song and it was played at Rays funeral service.

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Well, you have never mentioned the zimmer frame. I might have to think again. And who told you that I am a pensioner?
I will have you know that I am actually more of a ninja.

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But it has got a turbo bolted onto it,and it does 0-60 in 3 days.

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I am so sorry. Xx

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I just spluttered my glass of water at O - 60 in 3 days

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I love the song and play it still as it reminds me of happy times

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Thank you. Xx

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If you covered it in fairy lights it could be a Glimmer Zimmer. Would look good on the stage.

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Great idea,I could add one of those spinning glass ball thingys as well.

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Yes, but me being a voluptuous 18 year old blonde, it would destroy my career.

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Perhaps we could be Hinge and Bracket?

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@Willow112 @Ron11 thank you so much you have cheered up an old lady this evening after a rough day. :people_hugging::people_hugging::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I am so glad we cheered you up,we cheer ourselves up as well.

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Life has to have the occasional giggle. And @Ron11 is very funny.:joy_cat:

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I bounce off you Jane,oh is that sexist.

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When I get my inflatables, like Dolly’s, you might regret saying that.
Dinosaur!
Xx

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Well at least when your widow boat sinks we will have something to cling to.

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Just lovely to see funny comments x