Who knows. According to conspiracy theorists they are always watching. Exactly who they are is not specified.
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Ok, Jane and Ron,
have you got any fairy lights or gnome lights for the swamp evenings? Xx
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I have dozens of gnome lights Rose,and plenty of gin,I will leave the fairy lights to Jane she’s the expert on those.xxx
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Do we need a roster for swamp evening duty? Settled in camping chairs. A roaring fire. Gin or brandy. Blankets and maybe some marshmallows or bread to toast in the fire. That should get people out of the swamp. Can anyone play the guitar? Sounds like a scene from one of those romance films.
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So I’ll get the brandy again will I?
X x
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Just got to Bluewater
The Reindeers are back
20 odd years and its still the same reindeer 
A change would be nice
X x
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Hi Pudding,
I would never get Alexa. I tried to tell my neighbour that Alexa is listening all the time. I think she does not understand. She is still using it.
Nick
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Good morning everyone, I am here to help tug anyone out of the swamp although I hope we are swamp free today. It is a horrible dreich windy day here. I have my Asthma review this afternoon but that won’t take very long. Jane/Willow I hope you get some positive news today.
Love to you all
Jane2
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I can bring Luke warm water, purple gloves, cold mashed potatoes, plastic feeder cups. my flashing knickers, sparkly Tinkerbell nightie look lovely with the compression socks. Ron will melt with desire.
Please can I sit in a tennis umpire’s chair because I have to keep my battery pack dry.xx
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Pneumatic drill has stopped. I think they have moved onto the pick 
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I may be wrong but so far everyone seems a bit cheerier this morning. Apart from Siobhan, but we’ll do our best to pull her out.
X x
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I would never get it either for the same reason. It’s the only way it can work.
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Sorry Liz,
the only good thing about my nonstop tears is that at least they make the swamp thinner!
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I am quaking with anticipation bring it on.Xxx
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Oh dear,beam me up Scotty.
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Hi Pudding,
I just looked it up and found that Alexa is free. ??? The alarm bells should ring. (There is always a price to pay.)
Nick
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You are easily pleased Ron.
I am sitting here in the middle of chaos and mayhem, I know a few choice words but I cringe with embarrassment at some of the language here.
And I was winding you up a bit. I don’t think anyone else noticed. I will take my dirty mind and shut up. Xx
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Hi Jane.
Any news on you might secure your release from the mad house.
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Mine are crossed tightly give him a cuddle from me
Doreen xx
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Some people fantasise about rude things 
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My current fantasies are cuddling my kids, my lovely bed, nobody screaming, especially about bowel movements. What is this obsession old people have about that. No, don’t answer. I really don’t want to know.
Anyway, my final wishes are coffee when I want it and WiFi that works.
Xx
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