That Ronginnerry is precisely the reason you are a slobbering wreck @Ron. You should rename in Rotginnery.
And the next time you sneak into my kitchen, could you please do the washing up.
I have been a laydee wot lunches. I met one of my widowed friends.
We kept getting dirty looks because we were laughing too much.
I have been thrown out of better places.
Xx
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I did your bloody ironing what more do want,and washing up liquid is no good for my delicate hands.
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I appreciated the ironing Ron, but not my silk underwear, you didn’t need to go anywhere near it!
Xx
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Please don’t apologise for offloading.
We all do that at times on here.
You’re not feeling sorry for yourself, you’re grieving.
It’s a long arduous journey
One we’ve all got to do, and in our own way
There is no right or wrong way
I’m finding it very difficult and honestly can’t see me ever getting through it.
But at the same time I know I have to. Roger told me to carry on living and I owe it to him to do just that.
Trouble is I just don’t know how to, not without him.
So you’re not alone and you’re not feeling sorry for yourself.
Just grieving.
Love and hugs
Liz x x
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Oh he didnt did he? Have you got iron shaped holes in your underwear?
And has Ron never seen the Fairy Liquid advert?
X x’
He did!
And now my cake tin is empty. I feel a Lemon Drizzle Cake moment calling me.
But first of all, I am off to Damart to buy flannelette nighties and big gym pants in case @Ron returns.
Xx
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Mmmm lemon drizzle
Will it be as big as the chocolate one?
X x
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Sorry not used to your iron,took me ages to find the thing,did you know that tin of tuna in your cupboard had 1932 use by date.Xx
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Probably. I still cook for more people than there are to eat it.
The trouble is, all my cake tins and casserole dishes are huge. I put the food in them and think, No, that’s not enough, and keep shovelling it in.
Then I find myself stuck with enough to feed the five thousand.
Xx
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Yes. It was bought to commentate your birth, @Ron11. It was supposed to be a surprise lovely Christmas present for you. The surprise is spoilt now, just like the tuna.
Xx
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No problems,I can always use it for bait on the end of my fishing line.
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Tuna pasta bake, anyone?
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Fairy what,is that something at the bottom of the garden🤷🏼♂️
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Thank you so much, that is very kind.
I was worried that the chin swelling was something more serious.
He was such a comfort to me after my husband died.
He cuddled me and slept next to me both when I slept downstairs on the sofa
and upstairs in the bed.
He adored my husband and the vet diagnosed he was grieving when he was not well after his death.
Sending a big hug,
Rose xx
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No for ‘hands that do dishes, can be soft as your face’
Please don’t tell me you’ve never seen the adverts
X x
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Have you seen my face🤣 it’s very hairy and not very soft.
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Yes, fairies, they live in pretty little houses, not toadstools, wear silk clothes and they are the nemesis of elves and gnomes. They live on chocolate and lemon drizzle cake. They really don’t like out of date tinned tuna, cheap gin or Dave-the-Boiler in the baggy tracky bottoms with a builder’s bum.
They prefer Young Elvis, Patrick Swayze, and I can’t remember the rest of the wish list.
Xx
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Your face sounds like a badger’s bum.
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This gnome has a thing for Joanna Lumley,AB fab or Purdy I don’t mind.Xx
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Oh you really have seen me scurrying around your garden on a night,you could at least have put some tuna out for me.xx
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