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I definitely don’t think Rons a fairy, possibly a Hobbit

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Better not visit my garden tonight. Weather forecast says wind speeds of 15050. Might be a tad draughty.

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I think at those speeds your entire house will be sitting in my garden tomorrow.

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My wife’s was Garth Brooks and Tim McGraw.

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I am sitting here in my ruby red slippers, just in case.
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But does your hot pants and boob tube match,standards must be upheld.xx

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Is that all. Here it is wind speed 16727. Another software update nobody tested. I am starting to think I should go back to programming and show these idiots how to destruction test a program before it is released.

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They does, Ron.
If standards are to be upheld, we must watch our grammar.
Peasant!
It woz you what went to the posh skool.
I woz ungraded in CSE maffs.
Xx

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Hi Ron
Reading you post made me feel very emotional
What’s new these days.
However I know exactly what you mean.
Like you when I have read the absolute heartbreak and agony we are feeling about
Our loved ones I cry because I know.
To raise a smile or even a laugh is a good thing.
Sam is the love of my life always will be and 43
Years later I feel the same.
To go on without him is so hard.Somehow I never thought I would have to .
I too have experienced stupid thoughtless
and down right uncaring people. I am including
some family members in this.
So I don’t need that, will not put up with that
don’t want toxic people around me.
They will know one day
I will do anything to honour my Sam’s memory.
I am sure he would want still the best for me
If that means gathering myself up and loading
up my heart full of love for him, to try and go on
as best I can then I will try.
Love Doreen x

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I will have you know my posh school had the first abacus and calculators,problem was those teaching us to use them were generally morons.

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I just took me socks off when I had to count beyond 10.

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A lady with good taste in music
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So, we will all ignore the weather forecast.
Does Michael Fish still work for the Met Office?
He said it wasn’t going to be windy. When I woke the next day my fence panels had a different postcode.
Anyone got any plywood?
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Don’t have any plywood,but I do have a really nice kite.xx

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I would have thought that Michael Fish was long retired
Just seen John Kettley, boy does he look old!

Ron if you attached your kite to a basket you could give rides

Oh and have you got hairy feet?

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Sorry no hairy feet,I could make a basket ahh wait no I couldn’t,I could buy one though.

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Ok so you’re not a fairy, you’re not a hobbit
So you must be a gnome

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Or a dwarf.

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Hopefully not a poisonous one :grimacing:

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In truth more like Hagrid,just not as smart.xx

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