Any more orders?
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Large G+T please loads of ice and lemon please.xxx
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A strange thing happened. I was in my front garden and a police car pulled up. They were looking for kids on quad bikes and motorbikes that someone had reported.
The policeman said, ‘Nice house, good to see that some people are doing alright, you are very lucky’.
For a minute I saw red. I was about to tell him just how bloody lucky I am. Two dead husbands, my daughter has special needs.
But I didn’t, because I have actually been very lucky. Two wonderful husbands and a daughter that I love to bits. A son who is so generous with his love and support, a reason to get out of bed in the morning, And you lot on here. I told a friend of mine, when she asked what I do in the evening. “ I talk to the widows”. She looked concerned, and said “What sort of weirdos”!
Xx
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Ok no problem x x
So the widowers are not weirdos that’s nice.Xxx
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I don’t think I should have another gin.
I was only going to have one and now on my second glas 
xx
Sleep well xx
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Tonic water with ice and lemon.
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It’s party night, Catrin. Stick a gin in it.
Xx
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I think you are Lorraine Chase in disguise.
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Wot because of Luton airport?
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What’s the worst that can happen Rose,I’ve loads of Alma Seltzer.xxx
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Or even Alka Seltzer
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It seems that I am the only person fully dressed and fit for visitors.
Reprobates, the lot of you.
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And yes, I was wafted here from Paradise, I used to live near Leeds Bradford Airport!
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Well I’m half dressed with joggers but I suppose my Sleepy Owl pyjama top might be a give away. Who’s got the gin bottle and are there any Pringles?
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Ron is the gin maker, nasty bootlegged stuff.
I stick to sealed cans of Fosters or Bud Light.
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Ron was Alma Seltzer Alma Cogan’s married name (or are you too young to remember her)
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Sorry! I don’t drink. I know, party-pooper…
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Willow one of my part time jobs years ago was making bunting (5 hours a day) for Fosters. I’ve not been able to look at a can let alone open one since. Plastic flags, paper cord and a stapler were the order of the day.
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I’ve a nice tropical fruit juice in the fridge if you want it Catrin
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